Swipe a market
One company per card. Photo, age since IPO, and a bio it wrote about itself with no self-awareness whatsoever.
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Coming soon to iOS & Android
It's a match.
NVDA swiped right.
The dating app for stocks. Swipe right to open a position, then find out what it's actually like to be in a relationship with a publicly traded company.
Free at launch · No brokerage account · Real companies, simulated prices
swipe
Go on. Swipe right on something.
26 companies are already on the app. Most of them are single.
Three steps to a bad relationship
Match to open a position
Right swipe puts $1,000 in. The match screen is the order confirmation. It feels much better than a broker.
Then it starts texting
Every position gets a thread. Green days bring love bombing. Red days bring excuses, guilt trips and long silences.
Your portfolio has
a lot to say.
Every position opens a thread. What it says depends on what its price did and what kind of company it is. None of this is scripted per stock — the tone comes out of the personality and the chart.
Atos-36.2%I saw the numbers
Listen.
Don't do anything rash.
Selling now is what makes the loss real. As long as you don't sell, you haven't lost anything.
Nvidia+41.8%Look at your portfolio.
Look at it properly.
There.
I knew I was right
You don't have to thank me.
But you can.
Boeing-11.4%Explain what happened
You're going to say this is my fault.
It's always my fault.
But who actually read the annual report? Neither of us. Neither of us did.
GameStop-58.0%are you still here?
the weak ones left
it's just us now
I'm starting to have doubts
paper hands.
Ubisoft-22.7%It'll be fine
Did you check my price today?
Don't check it.
Read 03:11
Coca-Cola+0.4%Quiet day.
Like yesterday.
Like tomorrow, probably.
Never change
I won't.
Get in before the market does.
The app lands soon. The waitlist gets it first, plus the right to say you were dating NVDA before it was cool.
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